25 score years ago!

Happy birthday to me!!!! Hehe, I love my birthdays. I always feel it's an excuse to be just a tad more demanding than usual. I've had such a great start already... actually it was more eventful than anything haha. So last night all my favorite people came and met me out at Georgie's for LongIsland night. Cassy's brother and his boyfriend were in town, so that was kinda the reason why we went.... but yea, so there we are minding our own business, talking about a friend of Cassy's brother who we're supposed to meet... there he comes... nice to meet you sir blah blah blah!!! Ummm, are you Patrick?? Yes... that would be me. You asshole, you've been blowing me off on manhunt for a month... ummm, oops, yea, ummm, i'm sorry... i guess... IT'S MY BIRTHDAY, FUCK OFF HEHE! The man would not let it go... am I weird for not feeling that I did anything wrong by not committing to a hook up with a man I met online??? Oh yea, and the age was total bullshit haha. 38?? I don't think so... that was my only come-back. "Yea, so how old did you say you were?!" He just kinda mumbled and stumbled "yea, umm, I'm actually closer to 50 than 40... he's actually closer to 60 than 40 was more like it. 

Sooooo guess who's coming into town tonight?? I'm not sure who I'm expecting to answer, but it's ALEX!!!!! My ex from puerto rico is flying down just so I have a date on my birthday. Hopefully it'll be worth it, and he'll keep the crazy to a minimum. I'm just excited to get some fucking ass. It's been so loooooooooong since I've gotten laid, and Alex is gonna get it good tonight ;-) 

Alright... sooooo, today I'm gonna relax, enjoy myself get stoned like a mother fucker, and hang out and love all over my friends :-)